This short-sleeve tee speaks like the sarcastic snack-runner it celebrates. Soft, slightly lived-in cotton sits against your skin while Eric Cartman–in spirit and attitude–prowls the chest with a wry slogan about snacks and sarcasm.
Wear it on lazy weekends, binge-watching marathons, or when you need to announce to the room that you’ll prioritize chips and attitude before plans.
The lightweight, breathable fabric moves with you; taped shoulders and a ribbed collar keep the fit steady through wash cycles and late-night snacking. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed color give the shirt a casual, vintage vibe that feels like it’s already been loved. It’s made to last: durable ring-spun cotton, quality printing on the body and sleeves, and thoughtful construction mean this tee will be the one you reach for when you want comfort, a laugh, and a little bit of sass.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG body prints with DTF sleeve and neck label prints for vibrant, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors